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Big Doinks in Doinkamania: The Video Game Soundtrack

by PISSWIZARD

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1.
Bite It, You Scum (club version) 05:47
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"You want me to kiss your ass Well, bend over, buddy, here comes my foot I don't need your cry ass shit Temper's rising, take a fit [chorus] Bite it you scum Bite it you scum Bite it, bite it, bite it, bite it you scum Well, you want me to contribute All I got is blood for you All you want is more and more Gluttony, you pig, you whore [chorus] One day when your end is near I'll be laughing at your fear When you're gone, there'll be no one Who'll be fucking up my fun - No one [chorus]"
2.
Journey Across the Loading Bar 03:51
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yeah, freak em with a clavichord, that'll get 'em
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Run 'N' Gun 02:17
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Gonna run on to the right Run into the night Take anything I might Shoot everything in sight
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In the belly of the Lonely Mountain, the Great Beast lies feigning sleep 04:11
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Bumbling Profundities 02:21
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For the love of the halfling's leaf 02:10
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Wizard horserider gets hit by rock, stoned off ass.
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Do voxel vendors dream of electronic microtransations? 02:28
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mildly autonomous harp hop
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Every Step You Take (a bar of health I take) 01:36
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showdown at the Vampire Lord's renaissance resort timeshare property
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These hills shall sing our names and deeds 03:40
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toot toot, motherfucker
10.
Ready2Fight.mp3 03:23
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I GOT A TANK, A DRAGON, A LITTLE DUECE COUPE I GOT A HAT OF WIZARDING THAT FUCKS YOU UP I GOT MY SPELL WARMED UP I BLOCKED THAT DUMB SHIT GOT 99 POTIONS WHO'S READY TO FIGHT? I GOT MY GUNS, MY AXE, MY KARATE, MY SHOES GOT THE WHOLE OUTFIT EQUIPPED TO FUCK YOU UP I GOT MY BONG PACKED UP AND I'LL PUT YOU AWAY YEAH, I'M SITTING HERE WONDERING WHO'S READY TO FIGHT?
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A NEW CHARACTER RISES heeding the command of an entity beyond the 4th dimension of walls 03:50
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"LINK'S BACK, AND HE'S PISSED OFF!" The electric wind kicks the door down and tries to find meaning and beauty in this new life. Chaos ensues. The electric wind takes flight with its findings and promptly fuckin dips.
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Rabbithole of a Rabid Troll 02:29
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YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ENTERED HERE
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A wisp of smoke on the horizon reveals a village, and perhaps food, drink, and lodging 01:01
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Fun fact: it ain't!
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Through a cracked doorway a faint beam of light creeps across the ruined fane 03:55
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wop bop a loo bop, is that a damn ghost?
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The Den of Goblins Glows Mysteriously in the Night (so watch the skies and watch your step, traveller) 02:16
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What befouling mischief are they up to this close to the Kingdom?
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Let's Take A Walk Past The Creepy Old Skeleton 01:40
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let's take a walk past the spooky old skeleton and maybe there'll be a shiny gold chest let's take a walk through the spooky little forest where there's sure to be a ton of tough battles
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Stage Select (Let's Play Together) 04:20
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koto, sitar, banjo, steel drum, recorder, oboe, accordion, bagpipe, drums and bass.. this track pretty much has it all, including that sandwich you were keeping in your pocket for later.
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Mean Streets (under a sky the color of a television tuned to a dead channel) 02:52
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tuff honks
19.
Nightclub Fightclub 03:12
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When the mission leads you right through a hip and poppin' club and you know you bout to tear that mf uppp
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Lets Take A Walk Through The Spooky Little Forest 02:41
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let's take a walk through the spooky little forest where there's sure to be a ton of tough battles let's take a walk past the spooky old skeleton and maybe there'll be a shiny gold chest
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Iron Crane Style 01:47
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High Gloss Albatross
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We share lullabies and lies as the stars fall from the skies 01:49
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we share lullabies and lies as the stars fall from the skies we use the fist and its high to wipe the tears from our eyes the goosestepping of booted feet drown out the sound of the calves bleat and we're all just a piece of meat like Kennedy in the back seat
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The Saga of A Dorky Kid! [Xtendo-O Mix w/o slam poetry "Trial of The Dorky Kid" interlude] 04:32
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A - The Intro of A Dorky Kid B - The Tales of A Dorky Kid (I-V) C - The Trial of A Dorky Kid - NOT AVAILABLE D - The Tales of A Dorky Kid (VI-X) E - The Outro of of A Dorky Kid
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..and the only salvation to come shall be the sweet confusion in the hearts of the hopeful. 01:56
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Various pianos gather to talk madd shit about the goings-on of the world. It goes about how you'd expect.
25.
Alien Bounty Hunter 01:30
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Target should by all rights be a piece of shit, yet isn't. Proceed with caution. Further intel requested.
26.
You Have Died! (Yet you live to fight another day. Continue?) 05:27
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When I die just know I'm somewhere hittin' those funky flute notes if there's any way to do that kinda shit. Those flutes are fuckin hilarious. I am flute
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Clues: the wiz, the drek, and the ugly 05:06
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Having slain the beast and completed your mission, you painfully lug your aching body to your transport home. Many questions continue to plague your bewildered mind, leaving you too uneasy to rest. That's enough fun for one night, it's time to go home. 02:50
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29.
In Transit (U-Bahn) 09:04
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haha pedal go RRRRRRRR-R-R-R-R-R
30.
Lo-Fi Beat to Craft Items, Smonk Doinks, and Get Sex Stuff To 06:58
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Mr. Fucket, Esq. 02:04
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pending
32.
Game Over 01:18
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now beat it ya bum!
33.
Ope​!​! You tripped the alarm, dummy! Now you only have 9 minutes to grab Document and get out before your team is overrun by reinforcements! 09:09
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Rock n Roll Racing. Shadowrun. Battletoads in Battlemaniacs. WWF Wrestlemania. Skate or DIe 2. Ninja Gaiden.
I've wanted to pay homage to my favorite old school video game soundtracks by trying to make some of my own for a long time. This "album" at this time will consist of all of my efforts, however diverse, in that direction. These "songs" are not directly tied to any one video game, but rather the emotional and atmospheric feel we've all experienced in video games.

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released November 30, 2020

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